Sumting that we guys hoped that u gurl would know..ahaha

1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
3.Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
4.Shopping is not sport.
5.Anything you wear is fine. Really.
6.You have enough clothes.
7.You have too many shoes.
8.Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
9.If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
10.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
11.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
12.Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
13.Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
14.Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
15.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
16.We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
17.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
18.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
19.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done,not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
20.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

So,there u go,there are lots more but its just too vulgar 2 b posted here..haha